aqibrehman:

aqibrehman:

aqibrehman:

aqibrehman:

What language do carrots speak? Gajarati.

How do peas talk? They mutter.

What did the confused egg say? “I don’t andaastand.”

That’s enough. I’m gonna Gobi funny somewhere else now.

(via sefarish)

bluestockingbookworm:

graynbow:

Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…

embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.

Frequently📚

(Source: happyemil, via crazedkamikaze)

mit10z:

what I want: brown wedding with all the outfits, jewelry, mehndi, friends, gifts, and food

what I don’t want: the groom

(via coolstorybhaijaan)

escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(Source: biblefag, via just-someone-special)